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the killer monkey

October 9, 2009
By Anonymous

“Okay donkey Kong just eat this banana and see what happens” said Joe to Jake. Then all the sudden donkey Kong got crazy and broke out of his cage and attacked Joe and Jake he sucked the blood out of them and ate their guts.

“Okay class remember to bring your lunches for our field trip tomorrow” said Mrs. Apple

“Okay” every one said. So the next day every one got on bus “This is going to be cool” angel said

“I know its going to be the best” Jordan replied

“I’m sleepy” Eduardo said! 2 hours later they got to the old factory “this is scary” Diana said

“Aw I broke a nail that’s not cool” Claudia said. Every one went inside then all the sudden the doors closed every one tried to open it but they couldn’t “roar!!!!!!!!!!!!!”They all heard a noise “ahh” every one screamed. “Okay don’t be scared every one split up and find an exit

“Okay” every one replied. Angel, Jordan, and Diana went together and Eduardo, Edith, Claudia, and Mrs. Apple went together. “Roar!!” yelled donkey Kong and jumped down and ripped Mrs. Apple and Claudia head off “ahhhhh” Eduardo and Edith ran. Then donkey Kong went after Diana and Eduardo he snapped Eduardo’s head and ate Diana guts. Angel ran for his life. Then Edith, Angel, and Jordan found them self’s in the kitchen “we have to kill that thing” angel said in a shivering voice. Then they all got knifes and went looking for donkey Kong “roar” donkey Kong grabbed Jordan and dragged him away and ribbed his arms and legs off then donkey Kong went to look for angel and Edith “roar “and donkey Kong jumped in front of angel. Angel staved donkey Kong in the heart and 1 hour later police came and saved angel and Edith they both moved to L.A. and got married and lived happily ever after in memory of his dead friends.

The author's comments:
making people laugh inspired me to write it

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massizme said...
on Dec. 14 2009 at 8:15 pm
massizme, Miami, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
"I'm not saying everything is survivable, just that everything but the last thing is."
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on Oct. 30 2009 at 9:11 am
MyNameIsWhat? BRONZE, Solon, Maine
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Favorite Quote:
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

The story is funny, I like it. I hereby decree this story Chuck Norris approved

on Oct. 29 2009 at 8:29 am
Urbs2013 BRONZE, Not Listed, New York
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Favorite Quote:
"The tao that can be told
is not the eternal Tao
The name that can be named
is not the eternal Name.

The unnamable is the eternally real.
Naming is the origin
of all particular things."

great story, but you might want to do a little more editing. There are a few grammatical and spelling errors. overall, still a good article

StinelliT said...
on Oct. 27 2009 at 6:50 pm
This story was so funny! I like how donkey kong kept yelling "roar!" There were some pretty disturbing parts such as when "donkey kong got crazy and brokeout of his cage and attacked Joe and Jake, he sucked the blood out of them and ate their guts." The part about the blood and guts was completly unessisary and innapropriate. The story had a few tense shifts and spelling errors but it was extreamly funny. A future suggestion is to not put content as gory as the blood and guts.

QQQQ! said...
on Oct. 27 2009 at 11:02 am
The first part is a little disturbing.

on Oct. 27 2009 at 10:59 am
oh my this is halirous! i love it :)