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Exposed(UM)

July 11, 2021
By SparrowSun ELITE, X, Vermont
SparrowSun ELITE, X, Vermont
158 articles 22 photos 923 comments

Favorite Quote:
"It Will Be Good." (complicated semi-spiritual emotional story.)
And the words I say most often: "Where was I?"
"I just switched 50 things to anonymus and it doesnt even make a diff- why was i writing this again? where was i? hm.... oh well."


Hello Journal, my adoring fan. 

Today as i was switching disguises, i didn't realize a coustemer was behind me at the grocery store my alter ego works at. I'm afraid he- yes, i know, it's awful, but… he caught me. I’ll have to ditch that job. Don't cry, you’ll ruin these pages filled with my triumphs. 

Your favorite superhero, 

Useless Man!


The author's comments:

you know, i dont see the purpose of useless man. there are already idiot superheroes or superman wouldn't have destroyed whatever city he works in a trillion times.


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on Aug. 19 at 7:28 pm
SparrowSun ELITE, X, Vermont
158 articles 22 photos 923 comments

Favorite Quote:
"It Will Be Good." (complicated semi-spiritual emotional story.)
And the words I say most often: "Where was I?"
"I just switched 50 things to anonymus and it doesnt even make a diff- why was i writing this again? where was i? hm.... oh well."

(:

Lydiaq DIAMOND said...
on Aug. 13 at 10:30 pm
Lydiaq DIAMOND, Somonauk, Illinois
97 articles 28 photos 692 comments

Favorite Quote:
"A word is dead
When it is said
Some say.
I say
It just begins to live
That day."
--Emily Dickenson

*Rolls on floor laughing*