The Adventures of Batman | Teen Ink

The Adventures of Batman

January 14, 2008
By Anonymous

At 6:30 Alfred woke up Batman yelling, “Why are you still sleeping?”

“Because I forgot to set my toaster, I mean alarm clock,” replied Batman. Clueless Batman got up and poured himself some coffee.

“Darn, I wish I didn’t have to fight crime today. Except, I do have a date with Superman’s girlfriend,” Batman reassured. Finally, he took off to save the day.

“Golly Gee, I have been mugged,” came a voice from deep within Gotham City.

“I was going to save this lady,” exclaimed the outraged Batman.

“Justice has been served,” boasted Superman. Killer instinct just then told Batman he should go have some chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side. Likewise, Superman went home and had some New England clam chowder. Mr. Alfred made the best soup. No one can make soup like him. Other people make their soup to chunky or to creamy. Personally, Superman wishes his butler could make such good soup. Questionably, the best soup in the world is the kind Alfred makes. Rich and creamy with some chunks describes his wonderful soup.

Superman finished his soup and picked up the phone to call Lois Lane. Though no one answered, Superman suspected she was having an affair. Undeniably Lois lane was having an affair with Batman. Vacationing in Maui Lois and Batman were having a great time. Without Superman around Lois was a different person. Except she still mentioned him.

“Yes, I finally have Lois to myself.” Zorro then jumped in and killed Batman and returned Lois to Superman.


Similar Articles


This article has 10 comments.

on Oct. 24 2016 at 10:25 am
JasonEdwardWilson BRONZE, Edgewater Park, New Jersey
1 article 0 photos 4 comments
I don't know what I just read, but, I thought it was funny

Kaz17 BRONZE said...
on Dec. 17 2013 at 1:06 am
Kaz17 BRONZE, Tualatin, Oregon
1 article 0 photos 1 comment

Favorite Quote:
"Because I'm Batman."

Batman always gets the girl Batman can't get killed, and ofcourse Batman is never late or complains about fighting crime because if he would complain about anything it would be his history, his girlfriends dying or betraying him, robun doing something stupid, or just the fact that Superman was fighting crime in HIS city. Study your Batman before writing about him.

on Oct. 8 2011 at 9:43 pm
TheCoffeeKitten BRONZE, Saugatuck, Michigan
4 articles 0 photos 32 comments
Ah... Aheh... Wut nao?

on Apr. 28 2010 at 6:27 pm
EllaMcFarley BRONZE, Madison, Wisconsin
4 articles 0 photos 34 comments

Favorite Quote:
"See ya later, Herc, it's been a real slice." -Megera from Hercules (my avatar!)
"I can't turn left!" -Zoolander
"Someone get these mother f***ing snakes off this mother f***ing plane!" -Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes On a Plane (funniest movie ever)

Haha this is RANDOM!! :P in a good way

on Jan. 30 2010 at 7:28 pm
HeadshotM SILVER, Melbourne, New York
7 articles 0 photos 49 comments

Favorite Quote:
Your failure is my success

This needs work

on Oct. 19 2009 at 1:03 pm
Mocahking SILVER, Wesminister, Maryland
6 articles 0 photos 5 comments

Favorite Quote:
I've got 100 steps to go, tonight I'll make it 99- Superchick
I love music, can't imagine bein here without it, so turn it up, let yo neighbors all hear about it!- TFK
I have trouble placing my vision within the bounds of reality- ME!!!! :)

What kind of affair? Really? Look it up somewhere. Or watch Cheaters.

Fryeem said...
on Oct. 16 2009 at 3:53 pm
What I liked about your story was the main idea and the theme. In the sixth paragraph I was lost. You switched tenses very fast by talking about crime fighting then to soup. Also a lot of times I was confused with who was talking, especially in "Yes I finally have Lois to myself" was Zorro talking or Batman. Lastly, I began losing interest in the middle because you used vague words such as "got up and poured himself some coffee" you could have said he wearily woke up and poured himself a blazing, hot cup of coffee. I did, however, like your description on the soup it made me want to have some right now. I think you should right a sequel on what happened after Batman died! Thanks for the entertainment.

on Oct. 5 2009 at 4:47 pm
XX_UnknownHero_XX BRONZE, Denver, Colorado
3 articles 0 photos 2 comments

Favorite Quote:
"With great power, also comes great responsibility"

That was pretty good. I just wished batman hadn't died and I could taste some of Alfred's soup. Also, Lois Lane is faithful. Everyone knows that.

on Sep. 6 2009 at 5:24 pm
potterlight PLATINUM, Cleveland, Ohio
32 articles 0 photos 14 comments

Favorite Quote:
That makes sense

Chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side.


on Sep. 4 2009 at 3:13 pm
Karli Young BRONZE, Johnson, Missouri
1 article 0 photos 16 comments
why did batman have to die and what kind of affair?