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Have you looked in the freezer recently?

January 29, 2019
By Physarum GOLD, Christchurch, Other
Physarum GOLD, Christchurch, Other
10 articles 1 photo 2 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Doors are for people with no imagination"
-Derek Landy

There’s a chest freezer in the shed. It’s always so packed with stuff, I think it might explode. Yesterday, I found out why…
There was a dragon in the bottom.
No, really, there was. Yesterday, as I pulled a loaf of bread from the cold, white box, something caught my eye. A violent motion. Shrinking backwards as frozen fruit and vegetables exploded, I stumbled on the peas rolling around my feet.
“Quit stealing. That’s my bread,” it bellowed.
I still feel bad, but I can’t change what happened. I guess its skull was more fragile than I thought. Either that, or the loaf of bread was harder. Maybe both.
Anyway, there was a dragon in the freezer.
Just ask the peas.

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on May. 17 2020 at 11:09 am
Cyber_Hippos SILVER, Wayne, Pennsylvania
8 articles 5 photos 22 comments

Favorite Quote:
"I want to smile, and I want to make people laugh. And that's all I want. I like it. I like being happy. I want to make others happy." - Doris Day

That's really silly and funny!