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The Jam Recipe

August 31, 2009
By Zach Bodine BRONZE, Centerton, Arkansas
Zach Bodine BRONZE, Centerton, Arkansas
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Pour 20,000 screaming fans into a pot
heat until it is almost boils over
To the already boiling fans add in some superb
Pyro techniques stir until evenly mixed
Spoon in a custom drum set and
some killer vocals let simmer
In a separate bowl mix three
Cherry Red Gibson Guitars
And two flaming Fender Stratocasters
Blend until smooth
Add blended mix to the simmering pot
Pour into a pan and bake for three to four hours
Garnish with 110 decibels of sound
And 4 true musicians.
Served with a standing ovation

The author's comments:
I had just gotten back from a Def Leppard, Poision, Cheap Trick concert and thought this would be a good english how to poem. Hope you enjoyed it

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on Mar. 26 2013 at 6:28 pm
steelsoprano DIAMOND, Cincinnati, Ohio
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I would love to Eat that

Kat11 said...
on Sep. 7 2009 at 1:06 pm
Kat11, Somewhere, Washington
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love it! :)

sounds like an aewsome concert