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No, it really didn't hurt when I fell from heaven.
You ask me that question all the time, but I just don't understand it.
If heaven's in the sky, wouldn't you just float down through clouds?
I'm sure you would be provided with a parachute, or maybe you'd land on a plane.
In that case, yes, it would hurt.
I'd rather not be the only ten you see.
I don't really want to stand out all that much.
And anyway, how do I know you're not grading on a scale of 100?
In that case, that's a little offensive.
I'm sorry you hurt yourself falling for me.
But honestly, if you had just looked down, you would've seen the curb.
In that case, I have some bandaids in my purse.
Pick yourself up, boy.
I'm already standing.