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Will they rule the world or just their pastures?
These ginormous minions will organize.
All will obey their atrocious masters.
Under these rulers, they will formalize.
Their enormous bodies are held by four legs.
These mammoth animals have four stomachs.
They will eat, eat, eat our bacon and eggs.
Our miniscule supply of food, will plummet.
They unite to form a perfect union.
To establish justice and equal rights.
These principles can't be a nasty illusion.
Everyone deserve these same last rites.
Cows can control this fascinating globe.
Will they send us on cramped space probes.