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Celebrate Your Nerdy Side

December 31, 2013
By intellectualswag BRONZE, Wyckoff, New Jersey
intellectualswag BRONZE, Wyckoff, New Jersey
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Favorite Quote:
"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon."


#include <iomanip>;
#include <boolean>;

int main ()
{

std::string subject; //that’s me!
int Awesome; //being a nerd is pretty awesome, so the variable to calculate nerdiness will be called Awesome.


cout<<“Welcome to the Nerd Calculator 5000!!!”<<endl;
cout<<"This calculator will analyze the nerdy value of the individual whose name you enter.”<<endl;
cout<<“Who is the subject of the analysis?”<<endl;
cin>>subject;
cout<<endl<<endl<<“Calculating…”<<endl<<endl;


if (subject == a person who takes online classes because she wants to learn more than school offers.) //ie: Writing in the Sciences, Astrobiology, Human Geography, and Astronomy.

Awesome++;

if (subject != a person who can choose between curling up with a good book and a Star Wars marathon)

Awesome++;

if (subject== a person who is head of the varsity debate and robotics teams)

Awesome++;

if (subject == a person with knowledge of Schrödinger’s cat)

{

Awesome++;

if (subject== a person who can properly explain Schrödinger’s cat)


Awesome++;


else Awesome-=2;


}

if (subject == a person who absolutely loves a book) //ie: Peter Pan, Harry Potter, Maori folk stories

Awesome++;

if(subject == a person who would rather spend their day building a robot than going to the mall.)

Awesome++;

if (subject == a person who learns awesome things for fun) //ie: Tesla Coil functions, real-life invisibility cloaks, the theory of everything.

Awesome++;

if (subject == a force for sharing her passions) //Spreading the nerdy love!

Awesome++;

if (subject==a person who just wrote an essay in C++)

Awesome++;


cout<<Subject<<”’s nerdiness level is “<<Awesome<<” out of 10.”

}
Return 0;

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Output:

Welcome to the Nerd Calculator 5000!!!
Who is the subject of the analysis?
Perri

Calculating…

Perri’s nerdiness level is 10 out of 10.


The author's comments:
Written for Tufts University. As always, my thoughts and appreciation to N.

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