As I doze off in the Inner City of Bangkok Thailand during a midnight storm with a cinnamon bagel and pineapple juice on the nightstand, my eyes become translucent with yellow and purple mixed together. Adam and Even yelled, “Look above,” as a charismatic Tarzan swung from tree to tree, but looking like he could no longer. El Nino asked Tarzan how he could still swing tree to tree if he was nearly 12345.67 years old. Tarzan replied that he is retiring next year, and would eat an albino lobster for his achievement. At the albino lobster party the next year, on the west side of lake Michigan, Donald Trump bellowed as loud as Pablo Picasso’s art spoke to artists. After Donald Trump made a scene, he said, “On god I just did that.” For Tarzan's retirement party, Adam and Eve got him a pair of Jordan 1 lows.