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THE EMPOUSA EXPERIENCE


I’ve got the exclusive on a so call “fictional character” called the EMPOUSAI!!!
I personally got the experience to talk to one. Her name is Megan. And Megan had signed the media release so I was allowed to put it in the paper … I have quoted everything she said so no words were put in her mouth or MY FINGERS!!!

Megan do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
“Make it quick”.
What do you eat ?
“ I feast on blood … (I slowly scoot my chair away) by making men fall in love with me ,I eat them when they are sleeping”.
How’s your life?
“It’s okay I guess , except people keep trying to kill me”!!! Why you seem so nice? (Gives an angry growl)

Moving on …. Are you good or evil ?
“All depends”
On what???
“ What kind of mood I’m in and who I work for”.
Who do you work for???
“That’s classified”.
Why are you so angry?
“I’M NOT ANGRY”!!!!!!! (at this point I’m really freaked out)
Uh… uh sorry I uh asked…….. (awkward silence)
Do you have any fears??? I know I do… “What was that”
??? Nnnooothiing.
“swords”.
Do you have any enemy’s??
“ Right now … you”
If I were to kill you how would I do it??
“With a sword”… well your in luck because I don’t have sword on me… she might eat me!!!! (freaking out)

“look I have some where to be and some things to do and well IS IT OVER YET”!!!!????!!!!
Uhh uhhh uhhh its over when you want it to be over!!!

AHHHHH …….
I’m alright just a few minor injury’s.
Well folks now you have it … join us next time when we interview a Telekhine. Nothing says extreme like interviewing a
pinscher human child sea lion.


The end … for now bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!