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How to fall asleep

January 18, 2018
By Caless GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
Caless GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
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Materials:
A slice of bed
Two mounds of blankets
Sprinkle of pillows
A galaxy of darkness
An inch of light
A tingle of chills
A pocketful of sheep
A valley of rest


Directions:
First, get ready your slice of bed then pile on one mound of blankets. Gather a sprinkle of pillows and combine it into your mixture. Adding is gradually to the mixture little by little. In a separate bowl, pour in a galaxy of darkness. Let sit. An inch of light is added, from the crack of an open door. Leave open for a couple minutes then close. A rush of cool air sweeps over your mixture adding a tingle of chills. Add the remaining mound of blankets. Next, count a pocketful of sheep and incorporate it into your mixture. Finally, let the mixture sit for ten hours allowing a valley of rest. Best served every night. Will last a lifetime creating a somber sleep.



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