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Harry Potter Book 1 Short Version

March 29, 2022
By HermioneGranger_estbay BRONZE, Wagga Wagga, Other
HermioneGranger_estbay BRONZE, Wagga Wagga, Other
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Favorite Quote:
'We are as strong as we are united, weak as we are divided'
-Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


[Dumbledore, McGonagall and Hagrid are giving Harry to his aunt and uncle]

Hagrid: 😭 Goodbye Harry

*11 years later*

[going to the zoo]

Dudley, Harry and Piers: Ooh, Snake!

Dudley: Dad, make him move 

[Vernon taps on glass, snake doesn't move]

Dudley: He's boring, let's go

Harry: Sorry, he's an idiot, you must hate it here

[snake moves] 

Dudley: OMG DAD! HE MOVES *pushes Harry* DAD, HE'S MOVING!

[Harry breaks the snake out and Dudley falls in the water, Harry gets grounded, no meals]

*A few weeks later* 

[Letter for Harry, everyone's mad]

*Sunday*

Vernon: No post on Sunday's!

[Letter's come flying in]

Vernon: Pack you bags, we are leaving!

[They go to some random rock in the middle of nowhere]

*midnight*

[BANG! Door breaks down, giant man breaks in]

Hagrid: yer a wizard Harry

Harry: Yay! I can get away from these idiots!

[1st September]

Harry: hmm, how do I get to platform 9 3/4?

Random people with red hair: Hogwarts... platform 9 3/4... muggles

Harry: Yay! More wizards

[Hogwarts express]

Harry: Do you wanna be friends?

Ron: Sure! 

[Yay! Besties!]

Ron: OMG, that Hermione Granger is so annoying!

Harry: OMG, Snape hates me!

[Hermione cries in bathroom, troll breaks in]

Harry: Let's go fight a giant troll and save Hermione

[fights troll, saves Hermione, Hermione tells teacher a lie]

Ron: OMGG, Did Hermione just lie to a teacher?

Harry: I don't care, Let's be bestie Hermione!

Ron and Hermione: Yeah!

[Finds out that Voldemort might be trying to steal a stone so he can stay alive forever, decides to go fight him]

Hermione and Ron: Yeah! We are 11 years old, let's go fight an immortal evil adult who has had over 10 years of training and we've haven't even been at Hogwarts for a year! Great Idea!

[harry sees Quirrel, fights for stone, knocks out]

*3 days later*

Harry: Huh?

Dumbledore: Hello, you almost died, your friends are worried and I don't like Bertie's beans but I will try one *eats it* earwax!

*last day of term*

[kings cross station]

Ron: Bye Harry, sucks to suck, imagine living with muggle. you can come over in the holidays tho!


The author's comments:

I love Harry Potter! I love having fun! Please comment and like. Let me know what you want me to write next! I would like as much help as I can


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on May. 18 at 7:13 pm
HermioneGranger_estbay BRONZE, Wagga Wagga, Other
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Favorite Quote:
'We are as strong as we are united, weak as we are divided'
-Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Thank you so much! I love writing and that is just the encouragement I need! Do you like Harry Potter?

on May. 11 at 8:08 am
WolfGurl PLATINUM, Not A Real Place, Indiana
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Favorite Quote:
Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. –Anatole France.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. –Josh Billings

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.- George Carlin

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. —Franklin D. Roosevelt

Never lose. Either win, or learn. - Me

This is great! Maybe you should write a fanfiction story. Or a poem. I mean, everyone has their strong suits and those are mine, so... I don't know. But keep writing!