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Dylan: WHAT??? WHERES THE FIRE!?!?! O.O oh…hi. What?
Alicia: lolz. Are you going to Norene’s party?
Dylan: yeah why?
Alicia: I was just wondering. Norene said she invited you.
Dylan: YUP!!! are you excited!?!?! O.O YOU ARE EXCITED!!!
Alicia: jeez don’t freak! Yeah I’m excited. Why wouldn’t I be?
*Norene Signed In*
Norene: WOOH WOOH!!! PARTAY!!!
Dylan: where the heck did you come from?
Norene: idk. I just clicked on something and started talking. You?
Dylan: I was here first! =P
Norene: Whatever Dylan.
Alicia: Hey Norene!!!! :)
Norene: hey!! :) what’s up?
Alicia: me and Dylan are coming to the party 2morrow!! XD
Dylan: well I have to go… ttyl!!
Norene: bye Dylan!!
Alicia: see ya Dylan!!
*Dylan signed off.*
*Joey signed on*
Joey: Hey honey!!!
Alicia: Hey Joey!!
Norene: Go away Joey.
Joey: ur just jealous!
Norene: Yeah. You wish.
Alicia: Joey you know she doesn’t like you anymore!
Joey: whatever. Anyways, how was ur day honey?
Norene: Ugh. Excuse me while I go puke.
Alicia: it was fine. :)
Joey: that’s great! sorry but I have to go <3 you Alicia!
Alicia: love you too!!!
*Joey signed off*
Alicia: ugh I need to break up with him.
Norene: No kidding? I was puking in a bucket while he was all like “Oh I love you honey!” talk about ugh!
Alicia: I haven’t seen him this nice since he got hit in the head and had amnesia during school! O.O
Norene: Ha-ha. Yeah that was awesome.
Alicia: Yeah…. Well I have to go. BYE!!
Dylan: ugh. What do you WANT! It’s 9:00 a.m.!
Norene: You were asleep not long ago?
Dylan: I WAS sleeping but you kept alerting me!
Norene: tee hee. Sorry. I was bored and had no one to talk to.
Dylan: Why didn’t you alert Alicia??? I think she’s actually AWAKE right now.
Norene: Dylan, I think almost EVERYONE is awake right now.
Dylan: Well WHATEVER! I was TIRED okay!
Norene: Yeah, yeah whatever.
*Alicia signed on*
Alicia: What up meh home skillets??
Norene: Okay for one, I am not a frying pan. And two, not much.
Dylan: Not much. What’s up?
Alicia: Well… Norene’s party is tonight.
Alicia: Yeah she invited Joey. BARF!
Dylan: I thought you were going out with him?
Norene: HECK NO!
Alicia: He meant me genius.
Norene: Oh. Ha-ha. Sorry.
Norene: Well at least I don’t sleep until 9 a.m.!
Dylan: I WAS FLIPPING TIRED!
Alicia: Okay seriously you two. You argue like a married couple!
Norene: O.O WHAT???
Dylan: Okay creepy.
Alicia: O.O what? What did I say?
Norene: We are NOT a married couple!!
Dylan: Norene’s right. That would never work out. I would end up being a stinky garbage guy because I would say she can’t sing and we wouldn’t make any money because she would give up on being a singer.
Norene: Dylan that’s really weird. I was just saying that because I only like you as a friend.
Dylan: Well I was describing what would happen if we WERE a married couple.
Norene: Well, your description was extremely strange.
Dylan: who says ditto anymore?
Norene: You just did.
Dylan: So! It doesn’t count!
Norene: YES! IT DOES!!
Dylan: No it DOESN’T!
Norene: It flipping DOES!
Alicia: Okay seriously! You’re arguing about a WORD!
Norene: Dylan Started it.
Dylan: DID NOT!
Alicia: Okay I’ll settle this. *Scrolling up* *Checking*
Alicia: She’s right. You did.
Dylan: Ahg! Not fair!
Norene: What are you? 2 years old? Get over it.
Alicia: Well I have to go.
Dylan: Me 2.
Norene: ME THREE!!! :D
Dylan: Hey Alicia!
*Norene Signed on*
Norene: Hey guys. I think you should be getting ready!! The party is starting soon!!! O.O GET MOVING.
Dylan: I still say ditto is a stupid word.
Norene: And, you just said it. AGAIN!
Dylan: I TOLD YOU IT DOESN’T COUNT!
Norene: IT FLIPPING DOES!!
Alicia: Seriously you guys! SHUT UP!
Dylan: heh heh. Sorry.
Alicia: Are we car pooling with you Dylan or what?
*Joey Signed On*
Norene: AHEM! Who is this “We” You speak of?
Alicia: Me and Joey.
Dylan: … Yeah we’re car pooling.
Dylan: Alicia, I think she’s jealous.
Norene: AM NOT!
Alicia: Oh yeah you are!
Joey: I think she is too.
Norene: AHH! I. AM. NOT! Get the heck out of here Joey!
Dylan: Norene just admit it!
Norene: I would but, I have a boyfriend.
Alicia: Since when?
Norene: Since I decided not to tell you. His name’s Ryan. :)
Alicia: Does he live here?
Norene: Nope. St. Peter.
Joey: Yeah right.
Dylan: I don’t believe it either.
Norene: He’s coming to the party. But, I gotta go and so does Dylan. RIGHT Dylan?
Dylan: Uhhh…. Sure? Um… Bye?
*Norene Signed off.*
*Dylan Signed off*
Joey: So how wuz ur day honey?
Alicia: Oh stop. Just STOP with the honey crap! You. Make. Me. Sick!
Alicia: We’re OVER Joey. Sorry. Bye.
Dylan: Norene, that party was AWESOME!
Norene: Yeah. Except for Joey and Alicia arguing.
Alicia: What? He took the breakup hard. Then he came over all angry like “You can’t break up with me!” ugh. Oh and Ryan is kool!
Norene: It’ll be okay Alicia. and thanks.
Alicia: Thanks. And Ur welcome! lol.
Dylan: Ugh. I’m so bored right now.
Norene: Go figure.
Alicia: Yah ur always bored. Why?
Dylan: Because my house is incredibly boring that’s why.
Norene: SAME HERE!
Alicia: Me 2! LOLZ!!
Norene: Sorry. gtg. Ttyl!!
*Norene Signed off*
Alicia: I kinda agree with you but that’s just because you two were fighting over the word ditto.
Dylan: That WAS weird. As was the boyfriend announcement.
Alicia: That I’m kinda mad about.
:( She never told me!
Dylan: You should’ve asked!
Alicia: Oh shut up!
Dylan: I’m just sayin!! :P
Alicia: Whatever Dylan.
Alicia: DYLAN! We have bad news!
Dylan: At 7 a.m.? what could be so important?
Alicia: Ryan broke up with Norene!!
*Sarah Signed On*
Dylan: Really? That sounds like a GIRL problem…
Sarah: Do you have something against girls Dylan!? HUH?? Doya Doya Doya? Because you ARE one so if you did, you would have a problem against YOURSELF. So HAH!
Dylan: Okay, where the heck did she come from?
Sarah: I’m in your closet!
Dylan: yeah right.
Sarah: I AM! Here. I’ll open the door NOW! *Dylan hears a door open and, then SLAM!*
Dylan: I heard nothing.
*Norene Signed On*
Norene: Okay. Someone please tell me why Sarah is sitting in my closet laughing.
Sarah: O.O ohhhh I’m in YOUR closet. Oops. Bahahahahaha!!
Norene: What is going on?
Alicia: Well, sarah randomly showed up in what she thought was Dylan’s closet, and she tried to prove it, but it turned out to be your closet.
Sarah: But wait, when did I lose my cupcake?!?
Sarah: Everyone, check your closets for my cupcake. HURRY!
Alicia: There is no cupcake in mine.
Norene: Sarah, check my closet for me.
Sarah: No cupcake here, Rene. :(
Dylan: WHY is there a doll-shaped cupcake in my closet??
Sarah: YAY! You found my cupcake!!!!
Norene: well, at least it wasn’t in MY closet.
Alicia: Hey. What happened to Dylan?
*Auto Response From Dylan*: Went to go give Sarah her cupcake.
Norene: Dylan is standing in the middle of my room covered in pink frosting!
Dylan Mobile: Yeah…Um…Sarah?
Dylan Mobile: It…Uhhh…Ran away.
Sarah: Nooo!! You dummie! You’re supposed to hold on to her left pinky finger!
Dylan Mobile: Whatever!
Norene: Why her pinky finger?
Sarah: I told her if she tries to run away her pinky finger would fall off and I wouldn’t reattach it.
Alicia: Sarah, how did you manage to make a cupcake come to life?
Sarah: That depends… is stealing the arms and left from some dudes robot bad?
Alicia: Uhh… what dude?
Sarah: IDK. He was sitting in a box in a dark alley.
Alicia: Yeah it’s okay… but how did you manage bringing it to life!?!
Sarah: Peanut butter and a Keyboard. Then I put cupcake around the arms and legs and attached them and tada! SHE’S ALIVE!
Dylan Mobile: Okayy… Well I have to go! TTYL!
Dylan Mobile: WHAT!
Sarah: First of all you are ALL jealous of Scarlett (My cupcake doll) Second, I have to go find her…
Dylan Mobile: Okay?
Sarah: *Sarah tackles Dylan yelling WHERE IS SHE!!!*
Dylan Mobile: You didn’t tackle me.
Sarah: Wanna bet.
*Sarah Signed Off*
Dylan Mobile: Oh crud.
*Dylan Mobile Signed Off.*
Norene: Well I have to go pry Sarah off Dylan so she doesn’t completely kill him…
*Norene Signed Off*
*Alicia Signed Off*
Norene: Hey guys.
Sarah: Why eh?
Dylan: I couldn’t sleep last night. My sister was listening to screamo music. O.O
Norene: Uhh… I’m sorry…that was me.
Sarah: WHAT? Why!?!?
Sarah: ugh. WHAT!!
Scarlett: Where. The. Heck. Is. My. Foot.
Sarah: How the heck should I know?
Scarlett: I woke up, and it was GONE!
Scarlett: DID YOU EAT MY FOOT?!?!?!?
Sarah: Um…Guys I gotta go.