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LOL Smiley Face

January 17, 2010
By LoveLikeWoe DIAMOND, LeSueur, MN, Minnesota
LoveLikeWoe DIAMOND, LeSueur, MN, Minnesota
54 articles 2 photos 748 comments

Favorite Quote:
Whoever laughs first has the sickest mind.

Alicia: Dylan?

Dylan: WHAT??? WHERES THE FIRE!?!?! O.O oh…hi. What?

Alicia: lolz. Are you going to Norene’s party?

Dylan: yeah why?

Alicia: I was just wondering. Norene said she invited you.

Dylan: YUP!!! are you excited!?!?! O.O YOU ARE EXCITED!!!

Alicia: jeez don’t freak! Yeah I’m excited. Why wouldn’t I be?

Dylan: idk.

*Norene Signed In*

Norene: WOOH WOOH!!! PARTAY!!!

Dylan: where the heck did you come from?

Norene: idk. I just clicked on something and started talking. You?

Dylan: I was here first! =P

Norene: Whatever Dylan.

Alicia: Hey Norene!!!! :)

Norene: hey!! :) what’s up?

Alicia: me and Dylan are coming to the party 2morrow!! XD

Norene: YAY!!!

Dylan: well I have to go… ttyl!!

Norene: bye Dylan!!

Alicia: see ya Dylan!!

*Dylan signed off.*

*Joey signed on*

Joey: Hey honey!!!

Alicia: Hey Joey!!

Norene: Go away Joey.

Joey: ur just jealous!

Norene: Yeah. You wish.

Alicia: Joey you know she doesn’t like you anymore!

Joey: whatever. Anyways, how was ur day honey?

Norene: Ugh. Excuse me while I go puke.

Alicia: it was fine. :)

Joey: that’s great! sorry but I have to go <3 you Alicia!

Alicia: love you too!!!

*Joey signed off*

Alicia: ugh I need to break up with him.

Norene: No kidding? I was puking in a bucket while he was all like “Oh I love you honey!” talk about ugh!

Alicia: I haven’t seen him this nice since he got hit in the head and had amnesia during school! O.O

Norene: Ha-ha. Yeah that was awesome.

Alicia: Yeah…. Well I have to go. BYE!!

Norene: Bye!!


Norene: DYLAN!!!

Dylan: ugh. What do you WANT! It’s 9:00 a.m.!

Norene: You were asleep not long ago?

Dylan: I WAS sleeping but you kept alerting me!

Norene: tee hee. Sorry. I was bored and had no one to talk to.

Dylan: Why didn’t you alert Alicia??? I think she’s actually AWAKE right now.

Norene: Dylan, I think almost EVERYONE is awake right now.

Dylan: Well WHATEVER! I was TIRED okay!

Norene: Yeah, yeah whatever.

*Alicia signed on*

Alicia: What up meh home skillets??

Norene: Okay for one, I am not a frying pan. And two, not much.

Dylan: Not much. What’s up?

Alicia: Well… Norene’s party is tonight.

Norene: Yup.

Alicia: Yeah she invited Joey. BARF!

Dylan: I thought you were going out with him?

Norene: HECK NO!

Alicia: He meant me genius.

Norene: Oh. Ha-ha. Sorry.

Dylan: freak.

Norene: Well at least I don’t sleep until 9 a.m.!


Alicia: Okay seriously you two. You argue like a married couple!

Norene: O.O WHAT???

Dylan: Okay creepy.

Alicia: O.O what? What did I say?

Norene: We are NOT a married couple!!

Dylan: Norene’s right. That would never work out. I would end up being a stinky garbage guy because I would say she can’t sing and we wouldn’t make any money because she would give up on being a singer.

Alicia: Uh….

Norene: Dylan that’s really weird. I was just saying that because I only like you as a friend.

Dylan: Well I was describing what would happen if we WERE a married couple.

Norene: Well, your description was extremely strange.

Alicia: ditto!

Dylan: who says ditto anymore?

Norene: You just did.

Dylan: So! It doesn’t count!

Norene: YES! IT DOES!!

Dylan: No it DOESN’T!

Norene: It flipping DOES!

Alicia: Okay seriously! You’re arguing about a WORD!

Norene: Dylan Started it.

Dylan: DID NOT!

Alicia: Okay I’ll settle this. *Scrolling up* *Checking*

Alicia: She’s right. You did.

Dylan: Ahg! Not fair!

Norene: What are you? 2 years old? Get over it.

Alicia: Well I have to go.

Dylan: Me 2.

Norene: ME THREE!!! :D
Dylan: Hey Alicia!

Alicia: Hey!!

*Norene Signed on*

Norene: Hey guys. I think you should be getting ready!! The party is starting soon!!! O.O GET MOVING.

Dylan: I still say ditto is a stupid word.

Norene: And, you just said it. AGAIN!



Alicia: Seriously you guys! SHUT UP!

Dylan: heh heh. Sorry.

Norene: eh.

Alicia: Are we car pooling with you Dylan or what?

*Joey Signed On*

Norene: AHEM! Who is this “We” You speak of?

Alicia: Me and Joey.

Dylan: … Yeah we’re car pooling.

Norene: ALICIA!!!

Alicia: Sorry!!

Norene: Ugh!

Dylan: Alicia, I think she’s jealous.

Norene: AM NOT!

Alicia: Oh yeah you are!

Joey: I think she is too.

Norene: AHH! I. AM. NOT! Get the heck out of here Joey!

Dylan: Norene just admit it!

Norene: I would but, I have a boyfriend.

Dylan: WHAT?

Joey: WHAT?

Alicia: Since when?

Norene: Since I decided not to tell you. His name’s Ryan. :)

Alicia: Does he live here?

Norene: Nope. St. Peter.

Joey: Yeah right.

Dylan: I don’t believe it either.

Norene: He’s coming to the party. But, I gotta go and so does Dylan. RIGHT Dylan?

Dylan: Uhhh…. Sure? Um… Bye?

*Norene Signed off.*

*Dylan Signed off*

Joey: So how wuz ur day honey?

Alicia: Oh stop. Just STOP with the honey crap! You. Make. Me. Sick!

Joey: Huh?

Alicia: We’re OVER Joey. Sorry. Bye.
Dylan: Norene, that party was AWESOME!

Norene: Yeah. Except for Joey and Alicia arguing.

Alicia: What? He took the breakup hard. Then he came over all angry like “You can’t break up with me!” ugh. Oh and Ryan is kool!

Norene: It’ll be okay Alicia. and thanks.

Alicia: Thanks. And Ur welcome! lol.

Dylan: Ugh. I’m so bored right now.

Norene: Go figure.

Alicia: Yah ur always bored. Why?

Dylan: Because my house is incredibly boring that’s why.

Norene: SAME HERE!

Alicia: Me 2! LOLZ!!

Dylan: Wow.

Norene: Sorry. gtg. Ttyl!!

*Norene Signed off*

Dylan: Freak.

Alicia: I kinda agree with you but that’s just because you two were fighting over the word ditto.

Dylan: That WAS weird. As was the boyfriend announcement.

Alicia: That I’m kinda mad about.
:( She never told me!

Dylan: You should’ve asked!

Alicia: Oh shut up!

Dylan: I’m just sayin!! :P

Alicia: Whatever Dylan.
Alicia: DYLAN! We have bad news!

Dylan: At 7 a.m.? what could be so important?

Alicia: Ryan broke up with Norene!!

*Sarah Signed On*

Dylan: Really? That sounds like a GIRL problem…

Sarah: Do you have something against girls Dylan!? HUH?? Doya Doya Doya? Because you ARE one so if you did, you would have a problem against YOURSELF. So HAH!

Dylan: Okay, where the heck did she come from?

Sarah: I’m in your closet!

Alicia: …Um…Weird.

Dylan: yeah right.

Sarah: I AM! Here. I’ll open the door NOW! *Dylan hears a door open and, then SLAM!*

Dylan: I heard nothing.

*Norene Signed On*

Norene: Okay. Someone please tell me why Sarah is sitting in my closet laughing.

Sarah: O.O ohhhh I’m in YOUR closet. Oops. Bahahahahaha!!

Norene: What is going on?

Alicia: Well, sarah randomly showed up in what she thought was Dylan’s closet, and she tried to prove it, but it turned out to be your closet.

Norene: Weird.

Sarah: But wait, when did I lose my cupcake?!?

Dylan: What?

Sarah: Everyone, check your closets for my cupcake. HURRY!

Alicia: There is no cupcake in mine.

Norene: Sarah, check my closet for me.

Sarah: No cupcake here, Rene. :(

Dylan: WHY is there a doll-shaped cupcake in my closet??

Sarah: YAY! You found my cupcake!!!!

Alicia: Yay?

Norene: well, at least it wasn’t in MY closet.

Alicia: Hey. What happened to Dylan?

*Auto Response From Dylan*: Went to go give Sarah her cupcake.

Norene: Bahahaha.

Sarah: What?

Alicia: ?

Norene: Dylan is standing in the middle of my room covered in pink frosting!

Dylan Mobile: Yeah…Um…Sarah?

Sarah: What?

Dylan Mobile: It…Uhhh…Ran away.

Sarah: Nooo!! You dummie! You’re supposed to hold on to her left pinky finger!

Dylan Mobile: Whatever!

Norene: Why her pinky finger?

Sarah: I told her if she tries to run away her pinky finger would fall off and I wouldn’t reattach it.

Alicia: Sarah, how did you manage to make a cupcake come to life?

Sarah: That depends… is stealing the arms and left from some dudes robot bad?

Alicia: Uhh… what dude?

Sarah: IDK. He was sitting in a box in a dark alley.

Alicia: Yeah it’s okay… but how did you manage bringing it to life!?!

Sarah: Peanut butter and a Keyboard. Then I put cupcake around the arms and legs and attached them and tada! SHE’S ALIVE!

Dylan Mobile: Okayy… Well I have to go! TTYL!

Sarah: Waaaiiittt!!

Dylan Mobile: WHAT!

Sarah: First of all you are ALL jealous of Scarlett (My cupcake doll) Second, I have to go find her…

Dylan Mobile: Okay?

Sarah: *Sarah tackles Dylan yelling WHERE IS SHE!!!*

Dylan Mobile: You didn’t tackle me.

Sarah: Wanna bet.

*Sarah Signed Off*

Dylan Mobile: Oh crud.

*Dylan Mobile Signed Off.*

Norene: Well I have to go pry Sarah off Dylan so she doesn’t completely kill him…

*Norene Signed Off*

*Alicia Signed Off*
Norene: Hey guys.

Sarah: Hey.

Dylan: Eh.

Sarah: Why eh?

Dylan: I couldn’t sleep last night. My sister was listening to screamo music. O.O

Norene: Uhh… I’m sorry…that was me.

Sarah: WHAT? Why!?!?

Scarlett: SARAH!!

Sarah: ugh. WHAT!!

Scarlett: Where. The. Heck. Is. My. Foot.

Sarah: How the heck should I know?

Scarlett: I woke up, and it was GONE!

Sarah: Uhh…

Scarlett: DID YOU EAT MY FOOT?!?!?!?

Sarah: Um…Guys I gotta go.

The author's comments:
XD haha.

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This article has 5 comments.

on Jul. 21 2010 at 4:49 pm
LoveLikeWoe DIAMOND, LeSueur, MN, Minnesota
54 articles 2 photos 748 comments

Favorite Quote:
Whoever laughs first has the sickest mind.

heehee. my friend helped me write this too! (: she came up with the cupcake doll. ;)

Thank you for your feedback!

on Jul. 5 2010 at 3:47 pm
splenda. SILVER, Century, Florida
6 articles 0 photos 26 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't." Mark Twain

this was highly amjusing. i love random conversations that dont make sense!

on May. 16 2010 at 5:33 pm
LoveLikeWoe DIAMOND, LeSueur, MN, Minnesota
54 articles 2 photos 748 comments

Favorite Quote:
Whoever laughs first has the sickest mind.

lol. thanks tegan X)

on May. 13 2010 at 7:32 pm
wicked-crazy SILVER, Henderson, Minnesota
9 articles 5 photos 39 comments

Favorite Quote:
"If you wait to do things until you know they're right, you'll probably never do much of anything." ~Win Borden

ha, I've already read this...still funny. :)

on Feb. 4 2010 at 4:44 pm
LoveLikeWoe DIAMOND, LeSueur, MN, Minnesota
54 articles 2 photos 748 comments

Favorite Quote:
Whoever laughs first has the sickest mind.

wanna point out a mistake

Sarah: That depends… is stealing the arms and left from some dudes robot bad?

it's not left. it's LEGS. sorry. :| enjoy!! :) i have more coming.