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Stranded, Lost And Without Wi-Fi
Otherwise Know As Notes On My IPhone
It is day one on the island. We’ve been here for twelve minutes and I have eaten all my gummy bears. I know I shouldn’t have wasted it. I had a whole bucket full. Now I have a stomachache. But the saddest thing is I have no wi-fi. That means I can’t play Angry Birds while listening to the entire Frozen Soundtrack with the deleted scores. It cost me five bucks. That was two weeks worth of allowance people!
Without wi-fi all I can do is use notes. And maybe some other stuff, I don’t really know. I didn’t even know this thing had notes until last week when my cousin used it. She’s eight. There are other people here. Six, I think. I don’t know I’m not the best at counting, but as far as I can tell there are four guys and two girls. Maybe I should ask? I don’t know. I’ve never actually started a conversation before.
Gosh now we’ve been on this island nineteen whole minutes. I’m going to try to explore the island.
Otherwise Known As Notes On My IPhone
We’ve now been on this island forty-five minutes. That’s like an hour! My phone has only thirty percent charge that’s almost half! My attempt at exploring the island didn’t go so well. I lost control of muscles after going thirty steps. Maybe I should get out more I don’t know.
I found a new app on my phone it’s called cam-er-a or something. I’ve been playing with it.
My IPhone Is Dead.
I am writing this with a stick in the sand. It’s been ninety minutes and I have sunk so low as to being force to eat – an apple! I shiver at the thought, it was probably the hardest thing I have ever done. But I ate all my PEEPS Eggs. If this continues I will have to eat my Silly Putty, because I refuse – REFUSE to eat a granola bar.
Maybe I should talk to the other people I’m not sure yet. If had had wifi I could have Instagrammed this. But as it is I looks like I am stuck out here for the time being – possibly forever.
I Found My Back-Up Phone
It’s not an IPhone, that’s scary - it like has keys! Anyway we’ve been here one hundred and seven months! Wait does the m on the display stand for months or minutes? I don’t know. But the sun has disappeared, it has been replaced by a shining yellow-white orb, there are other pinpricks of light too.
I’ve never seen these things, maybe it’s the aliens, or maybe it’s things from the Lion King. Love, love, love that movie. Does Netflix need wi-fi? I don’t know. Does my back-up phone even have Nextflix?
I Have Given Up On Life
My back-up phone died. Wait! I found my back-up back-up phone. Wait this isn’t a cell phone! What is this 1990? Maybe I’ll just talk to one of the other people here. Nah, too much work…