I Should Switch to Decaf | Teen Ink

I Should Switch to Decaf MAG

July 18, 2009
By mercantile BRONZE, New Gloucester, Maine
mercantile BRONZE, New Gloucester, Maine
3 articles 0 photos 47 comments

I want to like coffee for you.

I hate coffee. I hate the taste, I hate the smell, I hate the way people get artificially addicted to it, like it's a trend. People joke about needing coffee to function. It's stupid until you see them without coffee – then it's ugly.

But for you, I'm going to try. I've obviously tasted coffee, but I've never sat down and just drunk it. I'm going to. I'm going to brave the nasty smell and bitter taste and silly stereotypes. Just for you! I'm not sure why. I barely know you. In fact, I've never actually met you. We're meeting for coffee. I've never met someone for coffee. It's so normal and casual. It's so wild and strange. Everyone meets people for coffee. It's nothing extraordinary. Nobody meets people for a chai or an iced tea or something silly like that. Just coffee. So that's what I'm going to do for you. It's new. It's exciting.

Let's not start this off with illusions or lies. I'm not sure what to think of coffee. A lot of people like it, but a lot of people like smoking or heroin. It doesn't make those things healthy. Maybe a lot of people like you, too, but I'm not sure what to think of you either. Are you too bitter, too strong? Are you unhealthy? I want you to be healthy. I want you to be sweet, even if it's bittersweet. I want to like you. Maybe I do. Maybe it's just coffee I'm not sure of. Maybe it's me I'm not sure of. All my thoughts and feelings are mixed up with the past and the present and the smell of coffee in my mind. Please don't hate me.

In a way, this scares me, this meeting for coffee. In a way, coffee weirds me out. I don't want to be one of those people who needs tons of flavors and sweeteners with their coffee. I don't want people to look at me with my coffee and laugh and say, “You want a little coffee with your cream and sugar?” Of course there should be some sweetness. Life needs flavor. It needs cream and sugar. But the point of drinking coffee is to drink coffee. It shouldn't be all hidden, like you're ashamed. If you like coffee and you want to drink it, then go for it! Don't water it down. I don't want to feel like a wuss, like a coffee fraud. I don't want people to look at me and think, Oh, look at that stupid girl drinking coffee just to impress that boy. How pathetic. That's just a sad, ridiculous situation to be caught in.

I'm an honest person. So that's why I'm telling you from the start that I'm not sure about coffee. That's why I'm telling you I'll try it just for you. That's why I want to like coffee for you. So, here we go.

I look down at my lap in the car. I check my reflection in the side mirror. My hair looks decent, but is it good enough? Should I really be wearing this outfit? Is there time to turn around? No. It'll have to do. Funny how much better it looked in the safety of my room, away from this pressure, the pressure of going out for coffee. I'm nervous. I shift my feet and rhythmically move my legs, as I have a habit of doing.

I wonder for a moment if you have nervous habits, or any habits. Do you talk with your hands like me? Are you as clumsy as me? Oh, God, I'm going to spill the coffee on myself. I can see it coming. I take a deep breath so I won't forget. Sometimes I panic and forget to breathe. Honestly.

I can almost smell the coffee already. I wonder if you'll like me, if you'll be impressed by me. Will you find me boring? I think about the way my grammar mysteriously becomes awful when I talk to you, and I wonder if I'm going to embarrass myself.

Now I'm scared to talk at all. Will I be too bitter, too strong? And there's definitely no time to turn back? No, it's just coffee. What if I hate it? Will you hate me? It's just coffee. Hot, steaming, bittersweet coffee. There's no turning back.

I arrive, barely on time, where I promised to meet you. To meet you for coffee. I get out of the car with a sense of growing up, of being incredibly old and yet monumentally young. I'm a silly girl, meeting a boy for coffee for the first time. If I don't like it, I could be stranded here, in Vineland, New Jersey.

I go inside, trying to put some confidence in my step. I'm telling my legs, “Be strong. Don't be clumsy or shy. Be strong. Strong like coffee!”

I see you, I recognize you from your photos, and you recognize me. You know it's me. You come over to say hi. You're smiling, my heart's racing and I'm nervous, I'm scared, oh, I'm so alone, but, God, it's so good to see you smile, to finally see you at all, to hear your voice, to meet you for coffee. I smile back and I know it's going to be all right.

We're two writers, two nervous, silly, like-minded people, pushing our way through a common ritual, meeting for coffee. We shake by with all the wrong verbs and stutter in and out of vibrant, dramatic adjectives. We're putting color in black and white and we're adding flavor with sideways glances. We're accustomed to this, to the frightening mix of hormones, caffeine, and words. We're just young and the same. It's just another conversation – Hi, how are you? Good, you? Good. Wonderful. Cream and sugar. We look around us like tourists, like we've never seen a coffee shop. I decide to be natural and confident. I decide to be strong.

So I look you in the eyes, even though I never look people in the eyes, even though I have self-esteem problems and I'm nervous and I think you'll hate me, even though I wear glasses and I'm terribly self-conscious. I look right into your eyes and say the line I've been writing, rearranging, editing, and rehearsing in my mind the whole way here.

“Let's get some coffee.”

Similar Articles


This article has 199 comments.

Kayamae said...
on Feb. 10 2010 at 10:15 am
I like coffee :(

on Feb. 7 2010 at 6:06 pm
mercantile BRONZE, New Gloucester, Maine
3 articles 0 photos 47 comments
thank you haha yes there are plenty of us coffee haters out there

on Feb. 7 2010 at 6:06 pm
mercantile BRONZE, New Gloucester, Maine
3 articles 0 photos 47 comments
thank you :)

i sometimes wonder if anyone truly likes coffee

on Feb. 7 2010 at 6:05 pm
mercantile BRONZE, New Gloucester, Maine
3 articles 0 photos 47 comments
thank you very much :)

on Feb. 6 2010 at 11:45 pm
writergirl22 SILVER, In, New York
6 articles 0 photos 66 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Never frown. You never know who's falling in love with your smile." -Anounymous

i LOVE this

it captures all the awkwardness and insecurity that basically everyone has


Bex24 BRONZE said...
on Feb. 6 2010 at 7:19 pm
Bex24 BRONZE, Toronto, Other
3 articles 21 photos 79 comments
That was really nice :)

I love how your language is abrupt at some points and flowy in others. It's so effective, so personal. Great job!

PS, I've never liked coffee either.

Bethani GOLD said...
on Feb. 5 2010 at 7:04 pm
Bethani GOLD, Highlands Ranch, Colorado
10 articles 0 photos 508 comments

Favorite Quote:
Life is perfect until you sit back and realize how boring it is without risks.

finally someone doesn't like coffee! It tastes awful and it isn't good for you anyway. thank you so much for writing this! It's great to know someone agrees with me

on Feb. 4 2010 at 7:51 pm
mercantile BRONZE, New Gloucester, Maine
3 articles 0 photos 47 comments
thanks, i definitely will :)

on Feb. 4 2010 at 7:45 pm
mercantile BRONZE, New Gloucester, Maine
3 articles 0 photos 47 comments
Thanks :D i looked over/commented on some of your stuff, it's very good, i like it

on Feb. 4 2010 at 7:37 pm
mercantile BRONZE, New Gloucester, Maine
3 articles 0 photos 47 comments
thanks :) that was what i was hoping for

on Feb. 3 2010 at 5:07 pm
SmilingFool GOLD, Merrickville, Other
10 articles 0 photos 22 comments

Favorite Quote:
There is no certainty, only opportunity
- V for Vendetta

It's like you opened a trapdoor into my mind and waded through my medley of paranoia file folders and mixed them all up into a sweet litle story about going out for coffe, well done :)

on Feb. 3 2010 at 7:09 am
goddess_of_the_moon_123 SILVER, Beaverdam, Virginia
5 articles 0 photos 70 comments

Favorite Quote:
'To unpath'd waters, undream'd shores' ~ William Shakespeare, A Winter's Tale

This was great; it made me smile :) I love the coffee metaphors throughout the piece. Hope you can take a look at some of my stuff-- I'd really like to hear your comments!

Louis GOLD said...
on Jan. 29 2010 at 7:30 am
Louis GOLD, Paris, Other
17 articles 0 photos 54 comments

Favorite Quote:
Too much isn't enough.

I love the simple, light tone you use to describe something that can appear to be so complicated in our minds! Great job! I'm starting to post short stories as well, to change from free verse poems and song lyrics... Hope you'll check by my page and give me some suggestions to improve my writing!

on Jan. 26 2010 at 11:18 pm
mercantile BRONZE, New Gloucester, Maine
3 articles 0 photos 47 comments
Thank you so much :) I'll definitely leave some comments on your work

on Jan. 26 2010 at 10:59 pm
mercantile BRONZE, New Gloucester, Maine
3 articles 0 photos 47 comments
Thanks :) I still find coffee repulsive, but it's so fun to write about

on Jan. 26 2010 at 10:59 pm
mercantile BRONZE, New Gloucester, Maine
3 articles 0 photos 47 comments
Thanks! I really appreciate it :)

I read over your pieces and I like them. I think they show good potential and I like that you have a variety of subjects. If you'd like the advice, I would say do more work with form. When you use rhyme, you use it a little simplistically. The more you experiment with different types of poetry, form, and rhyme scheme, the better your poetry will be. It'll help you solidify your voice. I would highly recommend Shakespearean sonnets, iambic pentameter and all.

on Jan. 26 2010 at 6:49 pm
Lost-In-Life GOLD, Whitby, Other
11 articles 0 photos 299 comments

Favorite Quote:
It's never to late, if it weren't for the last minute many things would never get done!

Wow! Amazing! I love how it was romance but had a focus on coffee like lily1411 said. I love the way it's written too. Basically I just love this piece.

on Jan. 26 2010 at 4:53 pm
lily1411 BRONZE, Fargo, North Dakota
2 articles 0 photos 69 comments

Favorite Quote:
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.

--Benjamin Franklin

I loved how it all centered (sort of) around the whole coffee thing:) I'm not the biggest coffee fanatic, and can totally relate to this piece:D very good

on Jan. 25 2010 at 4:39 pm
Lovestonedloser GOLD, Orlando, Florida
17 articles 0 photos 65 comments

Favorite Quote:
If your always looking down, you'll never see the beauty of the stars.

i love this one :) something about it just makes me love it!..Read and comment some of mine if you don't mind? but seriously good work!