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Santa's murder mystery part 6 (the final part)
Act 2 Scene 6
Judge: (grabs bag and begins heading towards the door) Bye everyone
(everyone stops yelling and become silent)
Joey: (desperate) You can’t leave! We have to settle this case!
Alabaster: Let’s face it, he’s right. Whenever someone makes a good point most people change their opinion. We’ll be here for weeks if we don’t figure this out soon…
Bailiff: But that’s why we are a jury. We are supposed to have different opinions.
Miedo: We can try to settle this. We’ve got to try.
Donner: (looks at phone) Rats! This new video game just came out and it’s sold out. (begins to cry)
Blitzen: It’s ok…what game was it?
Donner: Fashionista 2 it even had a freestyle mode and everything. My mom is going to hate me for not getting it. (begins weeping)
Bailiff: I always hate to see a grown reindeer cry
Judge: (looks at watch) And who knows how much my water bill will be. Let’s face it, we all probably have places to be…things to do. We just can’t be in a jury case.
Joey: But how are we going to decide if I’m guilty or not.
Judge: You have one last time to tell the truth, did you poison the cookies??
Joey: Of course not!
Judge: WRONG! You’re guilty. Take him away Gurads.
Mom: But that isn’t fair! (Gurads begin to drag Joey away but Crazy Bill runs in and yanks the Gurads off Joey)
Bill: That won’t be necessary Judge
Judge: And why on earth would that be?
Bill: Because Santa ain’t dead! (all the Juror members gasp and Miedo faints)
Act 2 Scene 7:
Alabaster: Prove it!
Santa: (from off stage) He doesn’t need to…(walks on stage)
Nurse: But how? You had no pulse.
Santa: Hohoho I’ve lived without one all my life. I guess it has something to do with my super immune system.
Judge: But why did you fake it?
Santa: Last year Joey stole all my cookies on Christmas as a joke. This year I wanted to get back at him. I played dead. Although, you all took this case quite seriously. I tried to have Crazy Bill step in a few times…but it’s over now so we can have a good laugh about this.
(all the Cast is furious with Santa)
Mom: I came all the way from the South Pole for this?
Judge: And my water bill is going to be high!
Miedo: I had to be hugged by a sweaty guy and faint numerous times for this?
Santa: Oh boy, (begins to walk off stage)
Popsicle: Oh, where do you think you’re going, big guy?
Nurse: Let’s get him. (all run off stage and Santa runs back on)
Santa: (to audience) Folks, never pull a prank on any irritated reindeer or elves it can get ugly. Just remember revenge isn’t always the best way to get back at someone. (Cast begins running on stage) And I have to go, because I’m not going to be able to out run these guys. Have a merry Christmas. (runs off stage again)