Luke: Hey
Serena:No, hablar conmigo.
Luke:So you speak Spanish.
Serena:No. But I don't feel like talking to the likes of you.
Luke: Why not?
Serena:Leave me alone
Luke:Not till you tell me.
Serena:I'll tell you after you leave.
Luke:That makes no sense!
Serena:I think I was pretty clear
(Turns to look at him)
leave. Now.
Luke: But---
Serena: Just leave.
*Luke stays* *Serena gets up to leave*
Luke:Hey, Serena!
Serena:What do you want? And how do you know my name?
Luke:I'm your lab partner, remember?
Serena:Yeah.. And I would remember that because? (Sarcastically)
*Grabs Bag and leaves*
Luke:Wait... wait... wait
(Grabs arm)I need your help with something.
Serena:(Pulls hand from grasp)
Whatever it is--No and don't touch me!
(Crosses arms)
Luke: Please
Luke:I need your help being mean.
*crosses arms*
Serena:What'd you just say?
Luke: I said--
Serena:I know what you said, geez.
Luke:So will you do it.
Serena: No.
Luke: No?
Serena: Yes.
Luke:Oh so yes!
Serena: No.
Luke:Please I will do anything.
Serena:I suppose I could try, if it's even possible ,and IF you can teach me how to be nice.
Luke:Ohh, that will be hard.
Serena:Well... You are off to great start.
Serena:Now.....try to make me cry--
Luke:WHAT!!!!! You said you want me to make you cry?
Serena: Yes....Duh?
Luke: (Determined)
Fine....You.....are.....DUMB! SEE HA I CAN BE MEAN!
Serena:(heavily layered with sarcasm) Oh yeah... That was so mean.
Luke:Yeah I know- I can be mean--
Serena:No you can't... You don't even know what sarcasm is... I give up.
Luke:I do know what sarcasm is—
Serena: Prove it.
Luke:You're the nicest person ever...
Serena:And you're the nicest person ever.
Luke:Was that sarcasm?
Serena: No.
Luke:Well how 'bout you start being nice.
Serena: Fine.
Luke:Let's start with no sarcasm for 5 minutes.
Serena:Yeah sure that's going to happen. (says Sarcastically)
Luke:Well you lasted for about 3.2 seconds. New record.
Serena:Fine. I give up.
Luke:As where I am determined.
Serena:Yeah that's going to last. (Again Sarcastically)
Luke:Wait was that sarcasm?
*Bell rings*
Serena:(Off Stage)?Don't Touch Me!!!!!!