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Conversation with a Straight Person MAG

By Anonymous

Ithappens all the time)

Come and talk to me.
I won't bite.
Yeah, sowhat if I like girls?
No, you are not my type of girl.
(What makes youthink you're that cute anyway?)
How long have I been this way?
How longhave you been straight?
Forever, right?
The same goes for me.
(Theyalways ask that, without fail)
You know talking to me won't make yougay.
Come closer, it's okay.
Afraid your friends might see you withme?
If they'd judge you for that, they weren't that great of friendsanyway.
It was nice talking to you.
Did you learn what you wanted toknow?
Good, I've done my job here
I think I'll let you go.
I'll talk toyou again some time.
Hope I helped.
Good-bye.
(I wonder if she reallyLearned Something or is just trying to get away.)








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on Dec. 17 2010 at 4:15 pm
MiaMonster BRONZE, Los Alamos, New Mexico
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Favorite Quote:
"I often wonder if life is easier for other people, or they're just better at faking it." -Unknown

thank god someone understands

on Feb. 12 2010 at 7:38 pm
ChildOfThePast SILVER, Raleigh, North Carolina
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Favorite Quote:
"Things change. And friends leave. And life doesn’t stop for anybody."

I loved it. I myself am not straight so i could relate

mstampfler said...
on Mar. 16 2009 at 12:59 pm
I can really relate to this.