How to get your first ever ticket!

Materials:

Water
Snacks
Phone (blasting music loudly)
Full tank of gas
Needs to be night time (more preferably)

Directions:

1. Start with turning on your car and taking it to the gas station
2. Make sure you fill your tank completely with gas before leaving, make sure it lasts a lifetime
3. Then go into the station buying a water bottle and your favorite snack
4. Next go onto the nearest highway that is reachable
5. Then drive onto the highway, the speed limit is 20 over the speed limit sign,
6. Make sure you're playing your favorite song, windows down blasting the music
7. Once you drive for 2 miles, get off on the exit
8. Next turn left on red, no one is on the road tonight
9. Then pull onto the side of the road
10. Take a deep breath, and realize you screwed up. Red and Blue lights shimmer in your rear view mirror
11. Now eat your snacks and drink your water while you wait to get your ticket