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My Ideal Guy (In a Utopian Society)
1. Loves Disney (I sing iDisney songs so much, it'd be tragic if he didn't)
 2. Doesn't mind bad singing
 3. Likes musicals
 4.Especially Annie
 5. Agrees that everyone loves Annie
 6. Doesn't mind a fridge stocked with apple juice
 7. Or a cupboard stocked with Cap'n Crunch
 8. Won't mind when I pretend my life is a musical
 9. And makes a guest appearance in it
 10. And becomes a recurring character
 11. Until  he is the male lead
 12. Likes the ukulele
 13. And books
 14. And book shelves
 15. And book shelves overflowing with books
 16. And can recognize when it might be time for a new book shelf
 17. Won't mind all my headbands
 18. Or scarves
 19. Will drink hot chocolate with me by the fire
 20. Even if I'm only making us do it cause I find it romantic
 21. Will tell me no when I ask him to sing in the rain with me cause I must have forgot how my hair is
   hydrophobic
 22. Won't mind that my hair will be an afro after I dry it from us singing in the rain (cause he gave up on trying to convince me not to)
 23. Will tell me it's okay to cry
 24. But will still hold me when I don't because he knows I think I'm too strong for tears
 25. Will make me laugh
 26. And laugh
 27.And laugh
 28.And laugh
 29. Is an intellectual who I can be all intellectual and stuff with
 30. Can cook
 31. For me
 32. With me
 33. Won't mind when I start talking in my terrible British accent
 34. And will assume an accent of his own
 35. And will create an accent with me
 36. And a country
 37. And be the king while I'm the queen
 38. Is aggressive
 39. And knows what he wants
 40. And pins me against the wall
 41. And whispers in my ear
 42. Because he's sexy like that
 43. He'll surprise me routinely
 44. And will recognize my impromptu play on words
 45. Won't mind my driving
 46. And will let me play my Nigerian music
 47. And attempt to sing in broken English
 48. Will give me flowers
 49. Even though he knows I don't really care much for them cause I don't think they smell that great
 50. Will take me on walks
 51. Even though he knows I'm not a big fan of bugs or animals or plants or the heat or the cold
 52. Will protect me from nature
 53. And dogs
 54. Because he knows they scare me
 55. Will dance with me
 56. Even if he can't dance
 57. Because anyone can dance
 58. Won't mind that I watch anime
 59. And won't tell anyone that I cry sometimes when I watch them because the characters always have sad back stories
 60. Won't mind that I watch Korean dramas
 61. Won't mind my obsession with Sherlock Holmes
 62. Wouldn't be in Hufflepuff
 63. Has a slight chance of being in Slytherin
 64. Might be a Gryffindor
 65. But will probably end up in Ravenclaw
 66. Won't mind that I will always steal his headphones
 67. Because mine always stop working in one ear
 68. Won't mind my rambling
 69. Will love me
 70. And will tell me he loves me
 71. And will show me he loves me
 72. And say "You're mine."

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