He will follow you and become friendly

If you become friendly...

He will ask you for a bowl full of water

When he finishes drinking water…

He will start licking your face and then ask you if you have a bed he could rest on

When he finishes his nap he will want to look at a mirror…

In the mirror he will see how ruffled his fur skin is

He’ll ask for a comb

When he is finished he will see how much he has shed and will want to start sweeping away

You’ll have to find the broom from the big stash of cleaning supplies

When you finally find it and come back to him…

He would have made a bigger mess than had been before

When you confront him for it..

He will whimper and will ran out of a open window…

When he runs out…

He will find someone to be friendly with

When the person becomes friendly..

He will expect a biscuit…