Oh hair, you are a mess, a pain in the butt to take care of.

Oh hair, why are you so curly, you take an hour or more just to take care of.

Oh hair, why do you kill my brush, my brush takes locks and locks out of you.

Oh hair, why do I feel I need to change you, with a straightener and dye.

Oh hair, why do I need to buy the most expensive hair solution to keep you tame.

Oh hair, why do I need to wake up at five in the morning just to keep on schedule.

Oh hair, why do I need to have to deal with something so hard.

Oh hair, you are difficult to deal with but you make me feel beautiful.

Oh hair, Oh hair, you might be a pain, but I just wanted to say, Thank you!