Bet you've heard
About the three big brothers
Dealt with a big bad wolf
Talking mad dog
Bad dog

First pig made a little house
Out of straw which he bought
from the town
Though he was a smart shot
Then his heart dropped

The wolf who licked his lips.
And said "that pig has had his chips"
"Little pig, little pig, let me in"
"not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!"
"then I' 'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house "
Next thing he knew, he was running around

Pig told the wolf "oh I'm leaving"
Mama ain't make me this thick to be eaten
The wolf said "I will make you heated"
I will be treated
You will be defeated
It's weekday
After all, It is a cheat day

Why are you grumpy? said the pig
If it wasn't for the wolfs shoes
He wouldn't haven't been så clumsy
So he got to his brother's house made out of sticks
Wolf came up after and saw the little pigs
He came to the pigs' door and then the wolf said

"Little pig, little pig, let me in"
"not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!"
"then I' 'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house "
Next thing, he knew was running around

Come here little pigs, I need my meal
I had my red hood, but a wolf's hungry still
I need food that fills
I need some bacon from brazil
I need some fries from the grille!
And then I will chill
Still, I need some sausage with beans and some rice
I need that candlelit dinner tonight!
Pig told the wolf "oh I'm leaving"
Mama ain't make me this thick to be eaten

Lucky for them I had tripped on a stick
So they made it to their brother's house made of bricks
Wolf came up after and the little pigs
He came to the pig's door, and then the wolf said

"Little pig, little pig, let me in"
"Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin"
So I huffed and I puffed, trying to blow that thing down
But that house was of brick, and it stayed in the ground
So I blew even harder till it made the world go around
And the heart-pounding away
He's asthma was acting up
So I made up a plan to get all the piggies
They'll think I'm beat and I'll fake a retreat
Then, I'll jump on the roof and right down the chimney
One pig said, "He stopped blowing his hot breath"
They heard footsteps and knew what was next
And the fireplace is lit
Then they waited for Wolf to come in
Pigs, I'm coming down the chimney, about to fatten up like Santa Claus
Ah! Okay, the chimney's feeling kind of hot!
All of you are lucky I'm going vegan

The End