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I Think I Broke The Blender
I think I broke the blender
It's a little hard to say
The buttons broke
It's belching smoke
The cops are on their way
I think I broke the blender
Now the cops are at my door
It's time to run
This isn't fun
I'm facedown on the floor
I think I broke the blender
Such a tiny small mistake
But now it's grown
How could I have known?
The lives that I must take?
I think I broke the blender
Why does death feel like my fate?
I'm laying low
Nowhere to go
It's time to leave the state
I think I broke the blender
Now the army is involved
I can't run longer
They are much stronger
This problem can't be solved
I think I broke the blender
Didn't know it was a crime
I'm now on trial
Criminal style
Ten years of hard jail time
I think I broke the blender
And I'm on the run again
Broke out of jail
Away I'll sail
My luck is running thin
I think I broke the blender
In every corner evil lurks
My life's destroyed
I'm paranoid
Oh wait, the blender works
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This is based on a true story. (With just a few creative liberties)