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Product Labels
September 23, 2009
"Harmful if swallowed,
Not tested on fish,
This object is pointy,
For use on a dish.
"Do not place this item
on top of your head,
Put this bandadge on you,
if you have bled.
"This vacuum has suction,
This iron gets hot,
You cannot return this
if it's something you bought."
© Chia F., Lake George, NY
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This article has 5 comments.
Annabelle7614 said...
on Oct. 13 2009 at 5:32 pm
LOL I agree that some labels are kind of weird like I saw a mattress that said "do not attempt to swallow" o.0
SilverAngel SILVER said...
on Oct. 9 2009 at 7:46 pm
LOL...I really like this. It's funny which is lacking in some poems now-a-days!
Also, the labels are not describing one item. They are just a bunch of labels put together for fun.