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The Night Before Finals MAG
'Twas the night before finals
In a room of my house
I was sitting there studying the
Insides of a mouse
My lab book was open
To drawings galore
Of tissues and organs
And vessels and more!
My mind it was starting
To shrink and diminish
Do teachers expect us
To actually finish?
And now to the math book!
With Pheta and Pi
With cosine and tangent
And secant and sine
With formulas zooming
By more and more quickly
Soon I found myself feeling
More and more sickly
Now French! avec boeuf
Et jamon et la Beurre
(I think that means butter
But it might just mean beer)
And now history! With notes
Coming out of your ears
It's the most caffeine you've had
In a matter of years
In my English class (where
many farms have been bought)
The notes are so sparse
You can study with ease ... not!
Well, I'm getting too tired
To continue this labor
So I think I'll retire
And continue this
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