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To my Norwegian-accented grandmother,
Who always called dessert "delsi" and potatoes "passoes."
Inventor of the perfect golden McFarland Pancake.
To the twice-a-day vacuumer
Who always covered the good mahogany dining room chairs
With plastic before
We kids could sit in them.
Who would always scold us
When we accidently knocked the lampshades
off center.
To the driver of a sparkling grey '69 Mustang
Who would always go thirty-five
On the San Francisco Parkway,
And when someone else drove
Wanted to know,
"Where's the fire?"
Just wanted you to know,
Every other Sunday,
Your pancakes live on.
Just wanted you to know,
Dad is now
The lampshade policeman.
Just wanted you to know,
We still go over thirty-five
On the highways.
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