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Things That Go Ker-Plop MAG

By Unknown, Unknown, Unknown

   I was

lifting my

fork to eat,

When I saw some-

thing drop,

And I heard it hit the table,

with a loud ker-plop.

I scoop it back up quickly,

So no one else would see,

And stuffing it in my mouth,

It became a piece of me.

It squiggled and it squirmed,

As it was sliding down,

And I seemed to gather stares,

From everyone around.

Was that a piece of food,

Or something much, much more,

That had fallen from the ceiling,

And was headed towards the floor.

I felt motion in my stomach,

And started to turn green.

I did not want to know,

What everyone had seen.

So be careful of what you eat,

And everything you drop,

And be sure to look at anything,

That makes a loud ker-plop.

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on Jan. 17 2012 at 3:07 pm
redAKbabygirl22 BRONZE, Mountain Village, Alaska
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haha funny, but awesome. xD

on Dec. 17 2010 at 7:22 pm
AmandaPanda123 SILVER, Brookville, Pennsylvania
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Haha! That is great! I love reading funny poetry.

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on Nov. 25 2010 at 8:21 pm
LOL that is so funny!!!!! I loved it!!!!!!!

Haylei101 said...
on Oct. 12 2010 at 4:30 pm
This is so cutee. I love itttt! :D

on Mar. 6 2010 at 5:11 pm
hollyhottell DIAMOND, Redding, California
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this is so cute. this was really good. good job. you should check out my work..