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Reading MAG

May 14, 2008
By Grania PLATINUM, Portland, Maine
Grania PLATINUM, Portland, Maine
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“Will Parry!”
“Edward Cullen!”
“Lucien Mulholland!”
“Dave the Laugh!”
we squeal at every quote
on every page
a close group of teenage girls
snuggled together
on the couch
in our pajamas
reading our favorite books
aloud to each other
and swooning when our crushes
Oh, what has become
of modern teenage boys
that intelligent teenage girls
are forced to flock together,
shriek, and cry,
with mad, passionate love
for book characters?

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cgm093 BRONZE said...
on Jan. 17 2010 at 10:25 pm
cgm093 BRONZE, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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hahahhahahahha i love this!

on Jul. 8 2009 at 4:12 pm
Grania PLATINUM, Portland, Maine
33 articles 0 photos 79 comments
Thanks, everyone!

It's good to know that my friends and I aren't alone. ;-D

on Jul. 7 2009 at 3:39 pm
Hay_Wire PLATINUM, Independence, Missouri
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funneeeeaaah!! hey, guys who are reading this.. defend youself!! just try XD XD

on Mar. 13 2009 at 10:21 pm
I love this! It is so true!

Senior09 said...
on Jan. 8 2009 at 9:19 pm
Yea that is great!!! Im right there lol! I wish I knew the answer...

tweedle dee said...
on Dec. 30 2008 at 2:04 am
ha ha ha i laughed this is true indeed very funny

on Dec. 24 2008 at 10:47 pm
When i first read this in the magazine i just smiled so much it hurt because me and my friends were hit right there on the dot because that is us...

on Dec. 3 2008 at 4:45 am
this is brilliant! i literally laughed out loud. so, so, so true. absolutely hysterical. keep writing!