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shakespearian insults MAG
May 6, 2010
kiss my codpiece, thou bawdy flap-mouthed flirt-gill.
and yes, I did just insult thee in shakespearian.
do you feel insulted?
because you are quite the infectious fen-sucked puttock.
I am disgusted when I see thee around.
thou make me puke.
now …
I hope …
I'll see thee hang'd thou puking codpiece sniffing maggot-pie.
that's right. I just insulted you in shakespearian.
© Winston L., Dallas, TX
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Elizabeth_Day SILVER said...
on Jan. 7 2011 at 6:32 pm
Hehe Very clever! I know this is free-verse, so anything goes, but I think if you capitialized the beginnings of sentences it would look more professional. Keep it up!
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