The story once told
Was ants in her pants,
But these are a new kind of pants.
The story now told
Is dance in her pants,
And this is a funny new story.

The girl was ten
When she found the new pants
Just floating through the air,
And trying them on
She found they fit
As if they were made just for her.

With the pants on
She found she couldn’t stop dancing.
She danced in the street
And danced through school
And after a while she put them back
On the bench to let someone else have a try.

The story once told
Was ants in her pants,
But these are a new kind of pants.
The story now told
Is dance in her pants,
And this is a funny new story.