When you’re bored pick up a comic book,
Into a different, thrilling, world you will look.
After reading it your nerves will be happily shot,
You’ll be glad for everything you’ve got,
Never again will you sadly tie a knot.

So pick up a comic book about a superhero,
About a regular hero,
Because this will turn you happy from your state of not-happy-zero,
Big deeds aren’t always done by a popular hero,
Sometimes the biggest deeds get done by the smaller hero,
Considered to be a zero.

Pick up a comic book about anyone,
You’ll see reading comic books is so much fun,
Makes you feel a little less like one,
So go pick up a comic book and read it to anyone.