Hey, Harry
Are you missing Dumbledore?
To be honest
He looks better
6 ft down in the floor
Yeah, 'cause now I got the elder wand
You don't need to see it
To know that it's bigger than your one

Me and my Dementors
Will make ya crazy
Your little patronus charms
Don't really faze me
Haven't got a nose
But I sniff out those ladies
Belatrix trying to flirt
But I think she's too crazy
For my taste
Did I mention I don't really like the
human race?
Just big bags of skin
Such a waste of space

Uh,
I got the skills,
Don't play Call of Duty
But I got hundreds of kills
I'm for real,
I feed unicorns to my snake
Sometimes put them in an oven
With a little Shake n' Bake

Sii saa seeheth
That's parseltongue
Just so you know
I'm cussing your mum
Wonder who killed her?
R.I.P.
Oh yeah, I remember
It was me!

Little crucio here
Little crucio there
When I get bored
Avada Kedavra everywhere!
Only thing you can do is stare
Dark Lord is in the house
And I don't play fair