The roll of toilet paper is always empty
When I go into the bathroom.
The milk jug is always empty
When I want a glass of milk with my cookie.
We're always out of band-aids
When I get a cut.
My pencil lead always breaks
When I'm in the middle of a test.
My iPod is always out of battery
When I need it to tune something out.
Something always gets spilled on my new clothes
When it's the first day I wear them.
My dog always wants to go outside
When I'm in the middle of my favorite show.
I always lose my place in a book
When it's just getting good.
I always spend an hour, looking for something
When it had been in my pocket the whole time.
The food in the microwave always explodes and makes a mess
When I'm in a hurry to eat and get someplace.
The pen is always out of ink
When I want to write.
There's always an equal and opposite reaction
When there's an action.
There are always two ways to look at a situation
When I need to laugh instead of cry.