Nick and I went mudding in the woods,
Because we didn't want to be in the hoods
We decided to find a jump
came across a dry dusty gravel hump.

We decided to floor it five, ten, twenty,
Yes That was plenty
I was accelerating down the road gravel  rocks like hard bullets hitting my face
Oh man let's do this It was like a race.

Finally I was at the jump everything in slow motion
At that time I was enchanted  like magical potion AHHHHHHH!
I don't know what I was thinking,
As I was blinking.

The front wheels hit the jump
WOW I couldn't believe such a loud thump
When I docked I hit my butt
Thank Gosh to my left strut.

My knee hit a bar
I think I could see a star
It was all fine
Good thing I didn't hurt my spine.

Trust me i'm done  jumping karts
Next time I could lose a couple parts.