I want to decapitate roses

Along marble halls and hellfire.

I want to plan wars like picnics

and shoot ducks in my living room.

Going on 3 divorces now.

I'll faint at the Grammys
when my dress is too tight and the awards too heavy.

Princess Diana who?

I want to taste carats of conflict diamonds I never had to pay for.

I'll fire my agents and sleep with my plastic surgeons
until the tabloids get bored.

I want to buy Sunset Blvd.

Thank you, America.

OJ Simpson is my best friend.

I'll ask him to fake his death with me

Because I want to be ruined by

Fame.