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Ouch!
“May I take your luggage?”
“Why certainly you can.
You don’t need to inspect me,
I’m a nice man.”
I boarded Flight 253 on Christmas Day,
And took my seat.
Hoping no one would notice,
I had a bomb between my feet.
The plane ride was so slow,
I just wanted time to rush.
Until the bomb failed to go off,
Now my groin looks like mush.
While I was headed for Detroit,
I wanted was to make the plane drop.
I will be charged for 10 accounts,
But instead I made my groin pop.
I boarded Flight 253 on Christmas Day,
And took my seat.
Hoping no one would notice,
I had a bomb between my feet.
“I see life in prison,
Maybe death in time”
“I know I did wrong,
Because my man area looks like slime”
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