Welcome to the Mega Mall!

The ultimate optimal optical oasis

An unending amalgam of digital delirium

Each screen thinner than the next, wider than the next

Each shopper drooling with delight

Welcome to the Electronic Emporium!

The premier purchasing platform

Stocked with every brand in every size

Take a few more and we’ll throw in a prize

Each one flashier than the next, slimmer than the next

Each keyboard drooling with delight

Order and you won’t have to go outside

Find that jacket so your body can hide

Roll like water in the endless tide

In effortless acquiescence

Trading face time for FaceTime

Taking followers for friendship

Snapping photos and slo-mos and

Using filters as fillers for moments you forgot to live

Simulating each game without playing it

Texting each thought without saying it

And endlessly wondering

If you’re watching life without living it