9/26/2022

"Mom guess what I saw!

First I saw a rabbit who was "late for a important date", 

Then I took a potion to fit in a talking gate, 

I saw an extinct talking dodo I thought I was going insane, 

I also saw two twins I swear I'm not snorting cocaine!!

After I got stuck in the white rabbit's house because I took a potion, 

The dodo had to help me out the house ended up being broken, 

But then I ate a piece of cake that made me shrink, 

Then a smoking caterpillar asked me "WHO R U" I said Alice I think??? 

Then I went in a singing garden they said I was a "weed", 

No Mom i'm not smoking weed, 

Soon after I found the Mad Hatter and March Hare, 

And a mouse who hates cats because he's scared!!!!

Then I met a Cheshire-cat that could disappear talk and was purple and pink, 

Oh and then I helped "painting the roses red" with ink, 

Then I met the queen of hearts, 

"And the king of Hearts".....

I then played croquet with flamingos, 

But then the queen got mad because I ruined her ego, 

She was so mad she said "off with her head", 

At that point I just wanted to be home in my own bed......

So I ran away from her army of cards, 

I saw everybody I saw before but I had to run so I showed a lot of disregard, 

And now I am back here, 

I hope I don't go back I fear!!!!!!!"

"Honey either you're going to rehab or the mental institution, 

Actually you're going to both that solves the solution........"