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...Me?
February 15, 2024
Woah, I'm sorry, what?!
You want to go on a date?
Want to go with who?!
Why would you want me?!
I mean, of all the girls here,
why would you choose me?
I'm not as funny,
I'm not skinny or pretty,
And I'm not that smart.
I don't play a sport,
My ugly hair is greasy,
And my hands are huge.
I'm not talented,
My style is sorta basic,
And I'm not that popular.
So why'd you pick me?
Pick someone mediocre,
Who looks just like... me
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This haiku was originally about all of the reasons why a guy I didn't should be happy I rejected him, but I decided to change it to apply to how I truly feel whenever someone asks for my number.