Bleached buzz.

I hate bleached buzz cuts!

 Every boy thinks it's so hot but they are so  not. 

You look so goofy with one I can't even take you seriously.

                     Bleached buzz’s look like when it snows outside but not enough to cancel                  school.  

                               It looks like you asked your barber what haircut you should get to get made fun of.

                                    They're as spiky as a porcupine.

They make you look like you're a 40 year old bald man.

They make me want to rip my eyes out.

 on the charger.

They look like the joker just dunked your head into the same chemicals that turned Harley Quinn. It is as terrible as strength training being your first class.

It's as terrible as plugging your phone in when it's on 1% then it dies once you put it white as can be.

I hate them, I hate them so much. 

They are as if they are trying to look like white french tips.

It's as terrible as school.

It's as terrible as you braces cutting the inside of your lip.

You look like a naked white rat.

It's as terrible as getting dress-coded.

They are as ugly as a Monday.

It's as terrible as getting your UGGs wet.

  It's as if you wanted to get a bleached buzz cut just because you wanted to make a glow up video on tiktok. 

I hate bleached buzz cuts, and you should too. Especially the ones that turn orange.