A trip to the Castle of Chaos
Sounded like a good idea at the start,
But, when we arrived,
That castle screamed, “do not enter”
Yet, who would’ve thought. . . .
I wouldn’t go in?

We were at the concession stand
When out of the blue,
Comes a vampire named Toby

She hissed and said she didn’t bite,
But then I started shaking with fear

I was terrified of this actress. . .
A girl just doing her job
Made me cry before we
Even went in.

I was embarrassed and scared When the rest of the group
Went on in the haunt

For 45 minutes,
Like the lady who worked there,
I sat behind the concessions counter
Talking to the security men

I took a “sneak peak”
Into the haunted house,
But I quickly ran away. . .

Horrified.