Rather than saying goodbye to you,
I’d jump off a bridge into a pit of snakes and alligators.
You could lock me in a box and ship me to a village in Africa.
They could stick me in a real life version of Saw.
And make banana peels the only thing I eat for the rest of my life.
I would stick needles in every inch of my body,
And walk on a broken glass pathway a mile long.
You could make me sit locked in a room with Miley Cyrus on endless repeat.
Yeah, maybe even have her actually there and sing live.
I’ll even go to outer space without an oxygen tank and the only one to help me is my cat.
I’d make a cake with crickets, vinegar, and dirt. Then I’d make myself eat it.
All of this are things I would do before I’d say it’s the end of us and say goodbye <3