I guess you need to find
Someone more like you,
That’s fascinated with cars,
And plays sports too?
Maybe she’ll be more
Submissive,
Won’t fight back so you’ll
Always win,
That’s what you want,
Right?
That’s why you’re leaving me
Tonight?
You need someone who
Won’t get mad,
And won’t care too much.
Someone who worships the
Ground you walk on.
Someone who doesn’t have
A past,
No baggage, or hurt.
Someone who thinks you’re
Perfect,
And won’t criticize.
You wanted all that,
Right?
This girl will support you,
In everything you do.
She won’t talk about herself,
Because that’s not
Important.
She’ll never joke or tease you
About the little things.
She’ll like all your music,
And won’t ever say
It sucks.
This girl won’t stress you out,
Will only do the opposite.
You’ll always be able to
Hang out with her,
Because she’ll only live
A few blocks away.
Your whole family will love her.
She’ll have a job,
Get good grades,
Have lots of friends,
But will always
still have time for you.
She’ll be beautiful,
And every guy will envy you,
But she won’t talk to any guy
But you.
She’ll be perfect for you,
Right?
Most importantly,
She won’t be
Me.