When he talks you don't realize,
he hurts your almost best friend,
he makes fun of me, and fun of my size,
but you don't notice and never make it end.

You told me you stood up for me,
and it was hard for you to do,
but it should come easily,
I'd do the same for you!

I'd never let you get hurt,
like he's hurting me,
he's made me feel just like dirt,
but you were "meant to be?"

Some friend you are,
I bet you even laugh,
you guys won't go very far,
a week I'll give you cut that in half.

A true firend,
would never let that happen,
she'd dumb him, make it end,
you've got crappy taste in men.