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Charm The Lady

April 25, 2011
By Boosflash DIAMOND, Jacksonville, Florida
Boosflash DIAMOND, Jacksonville, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
Get, Got, Gotten.


At long last, a night to us my dear,
a time of love if that is, if that is,
what any sound minded individual may dare call it.
Such a pause, an invitation of silence,
you must be expecting a compliment or something.
Am I really to extol you this evening?
Darling, your hair smells of mucus
and some foreign substance
of which there is no naming.
And that dress is rather loud of you.
perhaps you could turn it down a notch,
it just so happens I'm already hard of hearing
In speaking of impairment of the senses-
I was nearly blinded by those ridiculous braces of yours
you should try a tad bit harder,
maybe you'll get it next time.
Those ruffles remind me of some unsightly
man-eating prehistoric flower,
that I am unwilling to fetch water for.
I do love your hair,such a vivid outstanding red,
like the spaghetti my mother is refusing to clean
from my recently cleaned newly waxed imported tile floor.
( in maybe less of a regurgitated fashion).
.
..I'm assuming you would not at all be willing to help with that.

I hope you weren't going to tell me you love me,
as I mentioned earlier I'm hard of hearing.


The author's comments:
I drafted this sucker up on some good o'l descent college ruled paper. Finalized it months later. The title is sarcastic, since this obviously isnt a method that should be used for charming anyone.please do commentate. I am in needment of the feedbackam.

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on Jul. 26 2011 at 12:51 am
Boosflash DIAMOND, Jacksonville, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
Get, Got, Gotten.

really? shall I? how about...1,3,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 and the rest. i'm really wondering how you didnt notice the sarcasm.

Aderes47 GOLD said...
on Jul. 25 2011 at 10:26 pm
Aderes47 GOLD, Cambridge, Massachusetts
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Favorite Quote:
You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.
Henry Drummond

You are so sarcastic but I never get it. See, sarcasm is hard to show in writing.

on Jul. 25 2011 at 9:56 am
Boosflash DIAMOND, Jacksonville, Florida
55 articles 0 photos 2066 comments

Favorite Quote:
Get, Got, Gotten.

merci tres beacoup for commentating captain. a rather interesting interpretation. i do aoplogize for you taking false inspiration. the girl is completely innocent. the guy is being totally rude and what not, though the description probrably is somewhat accurate. do notice the sarcasm. merci again captain.

Aderes47 GOLD said...
on Jul. 25 2011 at 1:13 am
Aderes47 GOLD, Cambridge, Massachusetts
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Favorite Quote:
You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.
Henry Drummond

It's a beautiful love poem.

It's funny-the girl sounds either completely ugly or like white trash. but you, a civlizied, tasteful man, (I'm saying you are a man, just by perspective)still find her attarctive. Gives hope to normal girls like me!


on Jul. 21 2011 at 3:32 pm
Boosflash DIAMOND, Jacksonville, Florida
55 articles 0 photos 2066 comments

Favorite Quote:
Get, Got, Gotten.

ha, its a gift. do notice the returnment of the wedding ring. thank you dear, thats the whole idea.

on Jul. 2 2011 at 2:27 pm
Thesilentraven PLATINUM, Mableton, Georgia
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Favorite Quote:
"il piu nell' uno," (according to Emerson, an Italian expression for beauty)

"Unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality" ~Emily Dickinson

"The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain"
~Kahlil Gibran

My, my, Boosflash. You've always had a way with the ladies. Many a girl would swoon over the startling precision of your every metaphor. "You must be expecting a compliment or something." I devour the frankness.

on Jul. 1 2011 at 4:31 pm
Boosflash DIAMOND, Jacksonville, Florida
55 articles 0 photos 2066 comments

Favorite Quote:
Get, Got, Gotten.

you have inspired me, though ofcourse you know this is no coded message.my bus was coming and i didnt know what to say so i just put that and walked out.

on Jun. 29 2011 at 10:21 am
trapped-in-a-broken-wonderland PLATINUM, Houston, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
love in it'a essence is just spiritual fire

i'm terribly sorry.. i forgot how to read morris code :(

oh and i thought about it.. and i think that you should put that into a poem :) your'e ten thousand times more poetic than me


on Jun. 29 2011 at 8:41 am
Boosflash DIAMOND, Jacksonville, Florida
55 articles 0 photos 2066 comments

Favorite Quote:
Get, Got, Gotten.

..............

on Jun. 26 2011 at 9:29 pm
trapped-in-a-broken-wonderland PLATINUM, Houston, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
love in it'a essence is just spiritual fire

i don't deserve such flattery!!

but thank you you're very very kind...

and thank you for clearing that up i might just do that.. i might not.. it depends on how things go :)


on Jun. 22 2011 at 11:36 am
Boosflash DIAMOND, Jacksonville, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
Get, Got, Gotten.

the part about making yourself a constellation. i can already picture it in the mag, youre so creativical.

on Jun. 22 2011 at 11:35 am
Boosflash DIAMOND, Jacksonville, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
Get, Got, Gotten.

meci captain. thanks for commentating. the feedbackism is freakin awesome. very nice to meet you captain. you'll find me on your hardwood floors.

on Jun. 22 2011 at 11:33 am
Boosflash DIAMOND, Jacksonville, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
Get, Got, Gotten.

yahhh! thank you so much for the commentation and loving my work. that is awesome. and inspiranationalistical.

CarolynQ GOLD said...
on Jun. 21 2011 at 11:06 am
CarolynQ GOLD, Manalapan, New Jersey
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Hahahahaa yes, this totally caught me off guard, however I love it. Still a brilliant piece of writing, God do I love your work.

on Jun. 18 2011 at 2:45 pm
thezebrasgray PLATINUM, Taylorsville, Utah
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good good good! very nice, the title and then the actual poem gave me whiplash, it's important to keep people on their toes

on Jun. 15 2011 at 8:57 pm
IamtheshyStargirl PLATINUM, Lothlorien, Utah
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Favorite Quote:
Boredom instigates extreme creativity.
~Amoniel

"Bowing gratefully to all of my subjects, 'thank you. Thank you. The pleasure is mine." Nah, I'm just kidding. We're all kings together.'"
~Thesilentraven

Welcome, you're.

on Jun. 15 2011 at 3:48 pm
trapped-in-a-broken-wonderland PLATINUM, Houston, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
love in it'a essence is just spiritual fire

merci beaucoup! vous etes tres doux! but pardon me, which part is poetic?  

on Jun. 15 2011 at 1:36 pm
Boosflash DIAMOND, Jacksonville, Florida
55 articles 0 photos 2066 comments

Favorite Quote:
Get, Got, Gotten.

thanks for taking day out of your time to commentate on me captain. it is that i am loving it so very much.

on Jun. 8 2011 at 11:32 am
IamtheshyStargirl PLATINUM, Lothlorien, Utah
44 articles 16 photos 2216 comments

Favorite Quote:
Boredom instigates extreme creativity.
~Amoniel

"Bowing gratefully to all of my subjects, 'thank you. Thank you. The pleasure is mine." Nah, I'm just kidding. We're all kings together.'"
~Thesilentraven

Charmed, very :) I do so love your comparing of ruffles to a man-eating prehistoric flower, which you not will fetch water for, that is delicious.

qui_oui said...
on Jun. 2 2011 at 11:04 am
ses bon! tres bon!!!!