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Let's face it, we have a problem
Chinese made items are like the universe
They’re never ending
Celebrities are like the government
They’re always spending
The stock market is like ford
They’re always crashing
Orange and gray is like America and Afghanistan
They’re always clashing
This is only a few of the things
That is going wrong in this place
And if Osama had not gotten Obama’d
I would have taken my fist and smashed his face
We all know our government has a problem
Of taking our money and running
But when all else fails to go right
We can all remember our founding fathers who were cunning
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