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I'm Too Short?
August 17, 2011
I'm too short you say?
Well, let's put it this way.
Am I really that small,
or are you merely too tall?
"Drink some more milk."
Like I haven't tried that.
"Haha, you're a midget."
Well at least I ain't fat.
"How's the weather down there?"
You know what, I don't care.
"Are your really in high school?"
No duh, you dumb fool.
"Look it's a dwarf!"
Go jump off a wharf.
"Mwaha, you can't reach."
Guess what, you're a leech.
What makes me so short?
A fluke of the genes?
Nah, you're just a giant.
So there's no need to be mean.
© April D., Whitehall, MT
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apurplechick BRONZE said...
on Apr. 13 2012 at 8:47 am
haha i agree im not short im fun sized but noone seems to understand that.
