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I Are Fantabulous

September 2, 2011
By JenJenJ-Wow PLATINUM, Brielle, New Jersey
JenJenJ-Wow PLATINUM, Brielle, New Jersey
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Favorite Quote:
Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned. They're only powerful when you've got your back turned.
You've got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something in your life.

I ain't no idiot
You hear me?
I ain't no fool neither
You understand?
I are fantabulous
I are awesome
You are poop, and you stink
You should be admitting you are poop
I enjoy to ***************** eat you
You taste like bacon
So thanks a lot

The author's comments:
I did this at an advanced writing class. We had to do bad poems, but all of them just ended up being halarious. Mine won the award for "worst" poem. Oh, and the stars (*) mean nothing. :D

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