"This is fun."
"You and I are walking."
"And it's easy."
"I should hope walking is easy."
"I meant us."
"We're easy?"
''It's easy for us to be together."

"It doesn't matter."
"It matters a lot."
"You have a girlfriend."
"So?"
"So it can't matter.''
"But it does matter."
"Your girlfriend missed her period."
"Your point?"
"That matters more."

"No."
"Please!"
"No!"
"Pretty please!"
"I said no!"
"Ugggghhhhh!!!"
"Fine. I'll come. But I'm not wearing a team Potter shirt."

"I'm so mad!"
"What'd she do this time?"
"She stabbed me!"
"Why?"
"Cuz I didn't want to watch Glee."

"Suicide. Car accident."
"What?"
"Kidney failure. Drive by."
"Pardon?"
"Overdose. Hypothermia."
"Why do you want me to die?"
"I don't!"
"Then why are you listing ways for me to meet my creator?"
"My heart stops when I see you."

"Would you please shut up?"
"You're rude today."
"I did say please, you know."
"In a rather sarcastic manor."
"You'd be stressed too if you gave a rat's booty about finals."
"I do."
"No you don't."
"Yes I do!"
"Watch and see. You're gunna die a hobo."
"Watch and see. I'm going to find a cure for cancer."
"Oh really?"
"Yes really. But first I'm going to take a nap"

"What do I wear?"
"Does it matter?"
"It completely matters!"
"Blue looks pretty on you."
"No."
"Purple?"
"I'd look like a hoe."
"Gold?"
"Who wears a gold dress?"
"Gee, I don't know. It isn't prom or anything."
"Help me pick a something!"
"Go nude. Then I'd actually get pictures."

"What do you want?"
"To take this time out of my day to tell you you're beautiful."

"This is fun.
"We're hiding from my ex girlfriend. In a closet."
"But it's fun."
"How?"
"I'm with you."